Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Zoned Zebras

by M. J. Joachim

Zebras were singing Zip-a-dee-do-dah in Zambia; Led Zeppelin showed up and arranged for their capture to show them what real music was all about, soon drowning them out by playing Stairway to Heaven with some friends. “Zoinks!” cried Frank Zappa. “Why doesn’t everyone play ZZ Tops and call it a day already?”

The Zebras fled in terror, zig-zagging through the tall grass and eventually getting very far away. To their surprise The Zombies followed them, all the while singing, “It’s too late to say you’re sorry. How would I know? Why should I care?”

Zac Brown saved the day when he set the zebras free and sent everyone back home. The Zutons stood their ground, stayed in Zambia and took the zebras on tour with them. As long as they were zoned, zebras and Zutons got along fine.

Thank you for visiting FlashTyme.

M. J.

Photo credit:  Plains zebra (Picture of the Day – July 3, 2012); Muhammad Mahdi Karim, GFDL
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